Chomskamas

What is Chomskamas?


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(n) - Russian Christmas, almost identical to American and European Christmas with the minor exclusion of one or more of the following (depending on the region of Russia):

1. joy

2. goodwill towards men

3. presents

4. sembelance of humanity

5. Chomskamas Trees

"Oh shit I've been slated to go to my Aunt Ivanna's house in Russia for Christmas break. I hope she doesn't make us celebrate Chomskamas."


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