Chomskamas Claus

What is Chomskamas Claus?


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(n) - Russian equivalent of Santa Claus, exluding one or more of the following (depending on the region of Russia):

1. cheer

2. jollyness

3. round little belly

4. presents

5. bright colors

"Start a fire, dude!! The Chomskamas Claus is coming to the U.S. this year! Keep that shit burning ALL NIGHT if you know what's good for you! This bastard's totally hardcore!"


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