Chondas Edit Meaning

1. to text message whilst asleep "sleeptexting" i woke up this morning and realised i'd been zrouneing all night, you dont..

1. when you get a bonner when you dont need one. Unnecessary Bonner. i had a U.B this morning when i woke up. See dick, morning woody, b..

1. Direct and immediate response to any sort of sleep rub or other tricksy sexual behavior introduced after your girlfriend decides it is t..