What is Chondo?
1.
noun. A
OR
adj. Describing a building that was clearly once a church and is now a parsed residence.
Close cousin of the
My boyfriend's chondo is in the former rectory of a church, which is bad for my sex life since, everytime we get down to it, I think about going to
confession with Father Flanagan.
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2.
1. an individual who, by means other than his own (usually his parents) lives in the same affluent community where he graduated (barely) from high school.
2. a junior college student who parties with high school seniors and dates high school sophmores from the high school he went to.
H.S. Senior 1: Whoa, who is that wearing those huge white spy sunglasses driving that raised orange truck with 22s and black flames?
H.S. Senior 2: Oh you mean Dustin? Can you believe he's dating Greg's little sister who's two years younger than US?
H.S. Senior 1: Yeah. What a fuckin' chondo.
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