Choner Edit Meaning

1.

Chick Boner- When a chick reaches a state of sexual arousment so vast that it is as if they have a boner. usually caused by an attractive male (ex: Hugh Jackman) Whilst having a Choner, a girl feels closer to the male gender and can truly understand Male arousment. At this point, sex is a must.

Gorgeous man walks up to girl. he places his hand on her upper thigh. and BAM girl reaches a state of erotic tension.

ex. for use in a sentance. i have a choner, fuck Me like a schoolgirl.

See choner, girl, boner, tampon, alaskan pipeline, donkey, constipation

2.

a chode boner

when a dick is wider than it is long, its a chode

and the boner of a chode represents a muffin or a can of tuna. also closely represents a pen or a pinky finger.

ron pollak had a choner during class, and he poked people with it because he's a scumbag.

See chode, boner, ron, scumbag

3.

a chest-boner;

a bone-spur on the sternum (breastbone) that is widely known to be a penis. Can occur in males or females, though is extremely gross in females.

see also chussy.

Don't bump chests, it might hurt your choner.

See Alfredo

4.

choner- when a persons penis is in a state of erection while they are in church. typically because the mind has wandered somewhat! derived from CHurch and bONER

james- "had a massive choner today frankie, was well embarrassing when i stood up for communion!"

See boner, church, chona, bona, erection

5.

A small, fat penis when an erection is occured by sexual-intercourse or the sight of a very hot girl.

"Whoa! That girl just gave me a choner."

See chode, boner, small, hot, fat

6.

It is a chode boner.

Lol, dude quit bein' a choner.

7.

chest-boner

a bump on the upper part of your chest.

Did you see that girl's choner? It was so gross.