Choners Edit Meaning

1. A condition whereby one has incestuous feelings towards one's sister. Mostly prevelant in areas where there is a high preponderance..

1. a wild party of vaginal flatulence, often involving gardening tools, dead rodents, an oven knob, appetizers and twister. see also queef..

1. a fucking god or a sexy beast that has a dork (whale's penis) OMG BECKY! David Beckham is such a guelmi! See god, sexy, dork, yum..