What is Choney?
1.
Looking or being stupid.
That girl is so choney!!
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2.
A cute furry unique creature that is overly fond of sleeping, makeup and is high maintenance
My Choney won't wash my pants
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3.
A very good looking girl.
It is a reference to a cheese coney from Sonic. You want to put your coney in her buns. Shorten Cheese Coney to Choney.
That girl is a Choney! I want to get with her!
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