Chongaloid

What is Chongaloid?


1.

State of being attained after driving at least 100 miles (160 km) with the windows rolled up, no A/C or ventilation, smoking fat-ass blunts the entire time. Interior visibility should be no more than 16 inches (40 cm). Characterized by red squinty eyes, trippygrin, and affable demeanor.

Example #1:

Roll down window. Smoke billows out.

Cop: you boys been smokin?

Driver: (Heh heh) Nah mon I'm chongaloid (laugh-cough)

Example #2:

At party, inebriated celebrant spills drink.

Dude A: Fuckin what's yer problem ya fuckin mongoloid?!

Dude B: That's *chongaloid* my good man

See baked, lit, twisted, crunked, inebriated


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