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A dealt two-card blackjack hand consisting of two queens.
After the dealer told me that my hand of two queens was a San Francisco black..
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Going into your garage to sit on your motorcycle, because it's still too "out of season" for use.
I put the springer fro..
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To masturbate
Well I gotta go read grandma a bedtime story.
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To masturbate while eating out old women-also known as playing Counter..
