Chont

What is Chont?

A dialectal colloquial term for the derrogatory slang word 'cunt', generally used in an offensive manner by the musical youth of Guernsey

"Fuck off you packish chont"

Guernsey dialect Twatoisfor cunt. Can be used in an offensive manner - see example (1), or as an affectionate greeting (2).

Originated in 2004-2005, alternative spellings include quont

Pronounced as (cont)or sometimes (tchont)

(1) "I fuckin' hate Marvin M....., what a chont"

(2) "ALRIGHT YA CHONT!"

See twatois, cunt, snatch, flaps, axewound

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