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Sexual activity during her period.
friend: How was your date last night?
you: Good, except there was crime scene action
See pms, pe..
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What in hell's name is wrong with you?????
You gave a reach around to a pregnant cat while singing China's national anthem! w..
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Derived from the sacred motto of parachutists, meaning to put your condom on yourself.
Whatever you do, pack your own parachute. She&ap..