What is Chooch Monkey?
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1. someone who likes the taste of penis.
"The chooch monkey went gay and had himself a moderately sized cock."
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generally a very annoying person like our "beloved" Dave who always tries too hard to win Jenn back eventho he is fucking some other chick of some sort.
omg omg omg Dave called me and was like "waaaaaa"
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David Michael Hinxman aka: bleach drinker
Dave is a chooch monkey who likes to ram little boys up the ass for fun and joy.
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A long period of time characterized for how long it takes a women to do basically anything. Also known as vagina time.
Dude what took y..
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Guy who is stuck on himself and doesn't care who he hurts. Sucks. Prick. My future husband.
Damnit its Carl thought he was a gre..
