What is Chooch Monkey?
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1. someone who likes the taste of penis.
"The chooch monkey went gay and had himself a moderately sized cock."
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generally a very annoying person like our "beloved" Dave who always tries too hard to win Jenn back eventho he is fucking some other chick of some sort.
omg omg omg Dave called me and was like "waaaaaa"
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David Michael Hinxman aka: bleach drinker
Dave is a chooch monkey who likes to ram little boys up the ass for fun and joy.
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