What is Chooch Monkey?
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1. someone who likes the taste of penis.
"The chooch monkey went gay and had himself a moderately sized cock."
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generally a very annoying person like our "beloved" Dave who always tries too hard to win Jenn back eventho he is fucking some other chick of some sort.
omg omg omg Dave called me and was like "waaaaaa"
3.
David Michael Hinxman aka: bleach drinker
Dave is a chooch monkey who likes to ram little boys up the ass for fun and joy.
Random Words:
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When something is so hard to imagine, that you just can't fucking believe it.
Did you see that jerkoff pull out in front of my car..
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A theory or state of mind wherein Pennsylvania is the center of one's personal or global universe.
Also can be applied to the cons..
