Chooching

What is Chooching?

1.

To beat off in your bath robe all day with your bedroom door open.

Dude,I forgot my keys in the appartment and when I went back to grab them Wil was fucking chooching that shit somethin' fierce.

See chooch, choch, chooching, jerking off, beating off

2.

To masturbate while crying, as seen in "Mulholland Drive."

After going to a funeral and then watching porn, it was time for some chooching while listening to some emo music.

See masturbate, crying, sobbing, self-rape

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