Chooned Edit Meaning

1. The act of getting a mans penis or testicles caught in his pants zipper. Oh my god, I got the worst zipper cut after susie gave me hed...

1. Someone stupider than a retard. Crystal jumped on the ground and said "Woaaah its the ground!" Thats just umtardded See reta..

1. Interjection. A stronger variation of jesus fucking christ. Used to express surprise or shock. "Jesus titty fucking Christ!! That ..