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1. A term given by the hilarious stoney321 on LJ, defining Edward Cullen's Penis. They land on a deserted island that Esme owns and g..

1. It's when you sit on the toilet and you think that your going to have a little bout of diarrhea... but when you go to push it out....

1. To masturbate furiously once you arrive home after winning an important soccer match. Lorcan: are you playing poker in rorys tonight? ..