What is Choose-a-belt?
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The daunting nightmare where the parents give a child the choice of which belt to get whupped by.
When Dad told Billy to Choose-A-Belt, Little Bill naively chose the thin belt. The father chuckled and said, "You Know that those skinny ones sting the worst right?"
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A trusted counselor or advisor, should be pronounced CON-sul-YARE-ee
When it comes to personal matters, my wife is my consigliere.
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An improvisational musical excursion by Midwest rock band Umphrey's McGee (the best live band around these days). A "Jimmy St..
