Choose-a-belt

What is Choose-a-belt?


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The daunting nightmare where the parents give a child the choice of which belt to get whupped by.

When Dad told Billy to Choose-A-Belt, Little Bill naively chose the thin belt. The father chuckled and said, "You Know that those skinny ones sting the worst right?"

See belt, choose, spank, spanktank


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