What is Choose-a-belt?
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The daunting nightmare where the parents give a child the choice of which belt to get whupped by.
When Dad told Billy to Choose-A-Belt, Little Bill naively chose the thin belt. The father chuckled and said, "You Know that those skinny ones sting the worst right?"
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An egyptian Omelet is when a man and a woman have a nice fuck on the beach and a rather large amount of sand gets lodged into the female..
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to lick an incredicbly stupid and badly hygeined person.
you are a fucking doofuslicker
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