What is Choose-a-belt?
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The daunting nightmare where the parents give a child the choice of which belt to get whupped by.
When Dad told Billy to Choose-A-Belt, Little Bill naively chose the thin belt. The father chuckled and said, "You Know that those skinny ones sting the worst right?"
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Random Words:
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To suck yourself off while dropping a deuce. See blumpkin.
Everyday at 5:00 PM Tom gives himself a salary auto-blumpkin at work.
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Retard alert.
suckle my large, fat penis you bald, fat buttwad.
See Train Station Dweller..
