Chopped Sausage

What is Chopped Sausage?


1.

Fillet mignon shoved up the urethra of a small midget, peed out into a urinal, and then collected for scientific research. After 3 years of fermentation, it is observed, and researched, and then eaten.

It is known to be the most delicious delicacy if prepared ABSOLUTELY PERFECT- to which those chances are less than .00009% and has only been successfully completed once.

Any other way prepared just tastes like ultra shit.

Contrary to popular belief, it CAN be a choice in the infamous "Would You Rather" game.

It is a damn good choice too.

Tyler: OK Eric, Would You Rather eat the Chopped Sausage, or The Meal?

Eric: Fuck me!!! I can't choose!!!

Tyler: Or lick your moms toesies until you puke?

Eric: The toes! GIVE ME THE TOES!

See shit, midget, urine, automobile, gross


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