What is Chopping Log?
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while taking a poop, you find yourself forcing too hard, and pinching off small turds, resulting in chopped logs
well the other day I was pooping but I was in such a hurry I started forcing and boy did I start chopping logs
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Act of gobbling like a turkey while performing oral sex on an a (unshaved) woman.
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To surprise a girl who's giving you head by peeing. Extra points if she's deep throating you.
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