Chopping The Lumber Down

What is Chopping The Lumber Down?

1.

The first jerk of the day. This is the reason god invented morning wood. Popularized by Alligator Dave in the song Spank My Monkey.

Man 1: I had a mean case of morning wood today.

Man 2: What did you do?

Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.

See morning wood, jerk, jerkin it, jacking off, jerkin your gerkin, masturbation

7

Random Words:

Uptonia

1. Pertaining to Upton, or a philosophy or imaginary state of being that is centered around Upton. His life is a constant fantasy, it&apos..

Noplicates

1. when all the copies you made of something so you don't lose them yet they all disappear. I made 5 duplicate copies yet I have nopl..

Action Man

1. A man who participates in macho activities...

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free