Chopping The Lumber Down

What is Chopping The Lumber Down?

1.

The first jerk of the day. This is the reason god invented morning wood. Popularized by Alligator Dave in the song Spank My Monkey.

Man 1: I had a mean case of morning wood today.

Man 2: What did you do?

Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.

See morning wood, jerk, jerkin it, jacking off, jerkin your gerkin, masturbation

7

Random Words:

Queerbate

1. 1.A man, note neccisarily gay, that seems to attract gay men. 2.A general insult for a guy. 1.Dude,, another guy hitting on you, your..

Ulmer

1. defined as having crabs; severe itching of the genetalia area; a common STD of male strippers ages 18-24. After days of severe itching,..

Oscar Mayer

1. An amalgamation of meat products that is precariously blended together into a long, erect, cylindrically shaped product. Often marketed..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free