What is Chopping The Lumber Down?


1.

The first jerk of the day. This is the reason god invented morning wood. Popularized by Alligator Dave in the song Spank My Monkey.

Man 1: I had a mean case of morning wood today.

Man 2: What did you do?

Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.

See morning wood, jerk, jerkin it, jacking off, jerkin your gerkin, masturbation


7

Random Words:

1. to be at work but not actually doing any work, at all. Another way of saying you/someone is lazy. Tim: man, I havn't done a thing ..
1. jewish penis....................... you little havaad... go kill your self See adam..
1. mordorian person Ohh your soo emelie!..