Chopping The Lumber Down

What is Chopping The Lumber Down?

1.

The first jerk of the day. This is the reason god invented morning wood. Popularized by Alligator Dave in the song Spank My Monkey.

Man 1: I had a mean case of morning wood today.

Man 2: What did you do?

Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.

See morning wood, jerk, jerkin it, jacking off, jerkin your gerkin, masturbation

7

Random Words:

Zune Out

1. The act of 'zoning out' or even falling asleep while listening to Microsoft's Zune media player. "I'll see you..

Nancy Toes

1. Long fingerlike toes. When she wore open shoe sandals, i noticed that she had Nancy toes...

Ass-kisser

1. A person who flatters or compliments somebody in order to gain their trust or approval; a goal-oriented individual who wants to ascend a..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free