Chopping The Lumber Down

What is Chopping The Lumber Down?

1.

The first jerk of the day. This is the reason god invented morning wood. Popularized by Alligator Dave in the song Spank My Monkey.

Man 1: I had a mean case of morning wood today.

Man 2: What did you do?

Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.

See morning wood, jerk, jerkin it, jacking off, jerkin your gerkin, masturbation

7

Random Words:

Hooz

1. To be thrown to the tigers. That bloke's dreadful in midfield. He should be hoozed. See useless, shite, crap, rubbish..

New England Gangster

1. A resident of New England with that Old Money. Usually resides in a suburb of Boston but has a summer or winter house in one or more of ..

Gablasian

1. A person mixed with Black and asian races. They are also gay and like the cock. Yo, that nigga maurice is a gablasian. He was making ..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free