Chopping The Lumber Down

What is Chopping The Lumber Down?

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The first jerk of the day. This is the reason god invented morning wood. Popularized by Alligator Dave in the song Spank My Monkey.

Man 1: I had a mean case of morning wood today.

Man 2: What did you do?

Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.

See morning wood, jerk, jerkin it, jacking off, jerkin your gerkin, masturbation

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