Chopping The Lumber Down

What is Chopping The Lumber Down?

1.

The first jerk of the day. This is the reason god invented morning wood. Popularized by Alligator Dave in the song Spank My Monkey.

Man 1: I had a mean case of morning wood today.

Man 2: What did you do?

Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.

See morning wood, jerk, jerkin it, jacking off, jerkin your gerkin, masturbation

7

Random Words:

Oerder

1. To order a pizza while on the toilet pushing out an exceptionally large impacted shit. Pronounced ooorder. I was really hungry yesterda..

Knackerfaced

1. The sensation one encounters after consuming more alcohol (or other mind altering substance) than one should. 1) 'It was that tent..

Ruebon

1. a cute boy that always wants a blowjob Ruebon is my beautiful buttercup! See beautiful, boy, buttercup, sex, blowjob..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free