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An adjective describing anything that is serious enough to discuss over coffee instead of alcohol.
"Hey, meet me at the cafe in 10..
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no, not being shocked you found a mitten in your kitchen.
derived from the infamous shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink)
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To sign your name, using your penis as a pen, and feces as ink.
I took it out of her ass and signed my John Shitcock on her back.
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