Chord Slurper

What is Chord Slurper?

1. The thing in an older model of vacuums that "slurps" the chord back into the vacuum.

2. Someone who performs oral pleasures on a male, (as in "slurping" the "chord.")

Ex.

Robert - I hate these new kinds of vacuums, you know? Like, at least the old ones had chord slurpers on them.

Hannah - A what?

Robert - You know, one of those things that slurps the chord back into the vacuum so I don't have to do it my self.

See chord, vacuum, slurpie, slurp, vacuuming

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