Chord Slurper

What is Chord Slurper?

1. The thing in an older model of vacuums that "slurps" the chord back into the vacuum.

2. Someone who performs oral pleasures on a male, (as in "slurping" the "chord.")

Ex.

Robert - I hate these new kinds of vacuums, you know? Like, at least the old ones had chord slurpers on them.

Hannah - A what?

Robert - You know, one of those things that slurps the chord back into the vacuum so I don't have to do it my self.

See chord, vacuum, slurpie, slurp, vacuuming

Skowser

1. slang for a person from Manchester UK. "Did you see that one, he's a real skowser."..

India

1. Where every company outsources our jobs to. "Thank you for calling HP, please hold while we transfer you to a customer service rep..

Illegal Profession

1. The correct term for the profession usually euphemized as the legal profession. Applies to attorneys, lawyers, solicitors, counselors, ..

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