What is Chord Slurper?
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1. The thing in an older model of vacuums that "slurps" the chord back into the vacuum.
2. Someone who performs oral pleasures on a male, (as in "slurping" the "chord.")
Ex.
Robert - I hate these new kinds of vacuums, you know? Like, at least the old ones had chord slurpers on them.
Hannah - A what?
Robert - You know, one of those things that slurps the chord back into the vacuum so I don't have to do it my self.
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To pen a meat sock.
I was pork-a-lorkin Yolanda's fine ass last night.
See pen, pork, rail, ram, pipe, stuff..
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A sophisticated way to describe someone who takes pleasure in arguing
Stay out of Lauren's way when she's feeling combatative..