What is Chorizo?
1.
Red and greasy sausage originally from Spain/Europe(no mexico). It can be mild or spicy. It comes in many different sizes and has many different flavors according to its quality, examples:
- Chorizo de(from) Pamplona: you probably know this city for the renowned "Run with the bulls". Well this kind of chorizo is even greasier and of a softer texture.
- Chorizo de Salamanca: This one is really tasty.
- Chorizo Iberico: This is the most expensive one, but if you ever come to spain you definitely gotta try it, cuz its the cream of the crop. I specially recommend this one.
Dave: Hey mate, how u feel after living in australia all these years.
Me: ermm not too bad, you know i love this, but if i only could degust one of those chorizo sandwiches, i really miss them.
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2.
Greasy sausage mostly cooked by mexicans. Also used as a derogatory term for mexicans who want to get white girls attention.
Mexican: Hey Heather my chorizo needs a friend.
Heather: Whats a chrizo???
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3.
1. a spicy mexican sausage
2. spanish synonym for dick
1. ¿so, was your chorizo good?
2. ¡That mexican had a chorizo the size of a small fetus!