What is Chorkling?
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The act of creating the 'chorkle' sound when your ass lips part, sounding something like someone dropping a grapefruit on a damp floor. Farts and poops may be much louder, but the chorkle sound is truly the 'fingers on chalkboard' sound of the elimination process.
Lord Peaches began to panic, as he hurriedly tried to finish off his relaxing wiz before the dude in the stall began chorkling in a shameless bit of pre-poop treachery.
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