What is Chornyvolk?
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In Russian folklore. A big, stupid, hairy, unibrowed, asexual creature that roamed the forests of Russia and Canada looking for a mate. Legend has it that if the chornyvolk ever mated "the snows will melt off the great Siberian plains and mother Russia will drown". The Volga river is said to be "fueled by the tears of the chornyvolk because he cannot find a mate".
That guy is dumber than a Chornyvolk!
He may not be good with the ladies, but he's had more sex than a chornyvolk.
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Two men (usually bros) who are inseparable. Derived from Siamese Twins (now politically correctly referred to as conjoined twins, BORING..
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Giving your lover a shit-moustache AND shit-goatee, transforming them into an older, more savvy, Dirty Sanchez
Sally always bitched abo..
