What is Chorp?
1.
To have sex with a midget with no legs.
"Man, I just chorped the shit out of her!"
"Do you chorp often?"
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2.
(v.) to take a dump in the toilet, close the lid and fail to flush, with the intention of making your roommates and/or house guests gag when they find it later.
"Can I use your upstairs bathroom instead? Somebody totally chorped down here."
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3.
1) mundane task
2) trite phrase
1) i hate doing my chorps
2) "don't judge a book by its cover"? that's so chorp
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4.
It is hard to define chorp... one can only understand it through use and experience. It is most commonly used as a noun but can also take the form of a verb or an adjective.
"It's chorp!"
"C'est... Chorp!"
"CHORP!"
"What a chorp."
"Chorpchorpchorpchorpchorpchorpchorp."
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