What is Chowder Pygmy?
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Non-sensical language spoken between steady showering partners.
Excellent way to converse while remaining "all fuzzy and stupid" for a bit after waking (no vocal inflections).
Galileo chowds to his soppy-wet sweetheart,
"boo, wouldja ooni doh canna-wanna", and Hibiscus rechowds, "anna moose razzer ketchya on the kay-bye",
ahhh, those magical chowder pygmy moments...
Random Words:
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Like "the stranger", you use a numb hand to masturbate but before you apply the strangers hand to your one eyed monster, you t..