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The act of trying to get the cum into the drain after masturbating in the shower.
I did'nt want my girlfriend to know I was jackin..
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the sight of numerous pairs of pantyhose belonging to a resident female that are left hanging around, either to dry or just to air out. ..
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The act of ejaculating in your partner's eye and then kicking her in the shin, causing her to move around like a one-legged pirate...
