What is Chris?
1.
A kid who is always up to party and have a good time
Dude, I don't wanna go to that party unless Chris comes.
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2.
The man of my dreams, a man who is always happy never stops smiling, makes me feel as if I could fly, a man to spend the rest of my life with.
Have you met my chris he's the man of my dreams!
3.
is a slang for huge cock
like incredibly huge.
oh man I wish I had a chris in me.
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4.
The sweetest, most amazing guy to ever walk the face of the earth. The only guy to know just how to make me smile, even more, the only guy who will take the time to try.
He always puts himself last, even when he knows he should worry about himself. He is selfless, and never selfish.
He is quite possibly the closest to perfection one can get.
Chris, you amaze me.
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5.
1. dude on family guy who is afraid of a monkey in his closet.
2. That dude who is always stealing your girlfriend, aka A Brad, or A Jeff... (common names for users)
3. The goofball in your high school that u used to remember.
4. St. Christopher, The act of putting one over their head or sholder and crossing a body of water. Have fun!
the myth that he was blessed when he took Jesus over his sholders, and passed a river. This makes for one of the best games ever. You can race, endurance, different stuff, but it makes for the best time ever if your bored as hell.
1, Chris, that dude on family guy is dumb as hell, but awesome.
2 That dickhead Chris stole my gf again.
3. Remember when Chris s*** himself in class?
4. Yo! Aaron! Lets play St. Christopher!
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6.
One who kills the people who add gay ass definitions of Chris. He is also a damn good shot with a Desert Eagle
"Dude did You see that guys face?"
"Oh Him, I heard a Chris Got to him"
"Chris is one evil Guy!"
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7.
The fucking shit, the most awesome person to ever live. He can kick your ass at anything and everything. Chris is a god among men.
Dude, Chris totally kicked your ass!
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