Chris Berman

What is Chris Berman?


1.

the most annoying man the world has ever seen, works for espn even though he knows nothing about sports

Dude Chris Berman is so fucking annoying; I couldn't watch the home-run derby cuz i couldn't stand the " BackBackBackBackBackBackBackBackBack GONE A HOME RUN. "

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2.

The greatest sports newscaster alive. He is well-known for his colorful nicknaming of players who show up on the sports highlights. He created the noise WHOOOOP!, and uses it in a high-pitched tone to define acrobatic moves or misdirections, including fakes, hurdles and jukes, or fumbles.

He's running out of running room, WHOOOOP!, into the endzone!

DA-RAID-AHS!

Did you see Chris Berman on Sportscenter?....Yeah man, he is the best there is!

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