What is Chris Black?
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This is a specfic kind of male that only comes around every three thousand millenia. He will distinguished by his rapist wit, his infallible intellect, and an unusually large penis. A "Chris Black" is an enitity that is much like an avatar of the Greek god "Aeous" directly translating to "Male Perfection". The last "Chris Black" arrived precisely in 1492, and discovered the G-Spot with Dr. Grafenberg. While Dr. Grafenberg was behind the science, "Chris Black" was actually the catalyst behind the experiments for what would become the most overtly pleasurable and sensual of orgasms known to womankind. It has been said that a "Chris Black" was born in recent history. A blog within the New York Times cited and instance on June 10, 1989 that and infant was born with a near perfect penis in symmetry and size. Scientists cataloged his progress as he grew older and discovered that his intellect, wit, and male dominance was reminiscient of the Greek god. Today when one has behaved in a "Chris Black" like way, then he or she has performed to the pinnacle of their ability and/or in a god-like manner.
When a man is bragging to his comrades on his successful sexual exploitations, one of the comrades might say:
"Dude that was so Chris Black of you!"
or
"You really Chris Blacked it!"
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