Chris Brandt

What is Chris Brandt?


1.

A boy with a small penis who usually masterbates to hentai and plays video games all day and is a nerd or geek.

Jess: So which chris did you go out with lastnight?

Marissa: Chris Brandt, I hate how he has a small penis and he never does anything.

Jess: Yeah, he's going to be a virgin all his life, but hey Jeff is hung like a horse and he's so fun to ride.

Marissa: Your lucky you have a black guy.

See chris, brandt, is, a, prick


61

Random Words:

1. A Melbourne phrase referring to an absolute last resort. The Big Issue is a magazine sold on the streets by long time unemployed/homeles..
1. lines used by gigolos to seduce females made famous by family guys character glen quagmire.(i.e i lost my phone number can i have yours...
1. efficiency in handling Insurance policies, especially those related to Pansy Tehq Lheeng Private Limited. effeminate yet efficient in d..