What is Chris Brandt?
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A boy with a small penis who usually masterbates to hentai and plays video games all day and is a nerd or geek.
Jess: So which chris did you go out with lastnight?
Marissa: Chris Brandt, I hate how he has a small penis and he never does anything.
Jess: Yeah, he's going to be a virgin all his life, but hey Jeff is hung like a horse and he's so fun to ride.
Marissa: Your lucky you have a black guy.
See chris , brandt , is , a , prick
Jess: So which chris did you go out with lastnight?
Marissa: Chris Brandt, I hate how he has a small penis and he never does anything.
Jess: Yeah, he's going to be a virgin all his life, but hey Jeff is hung like a horse and he's so fun to ride.
Marissa: Your lucky you have a black guy.
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"Watch me giving a shit" look at me while i give a shit about you say , do, think ,etc.
A: I bought a new car...
B: W.M.G.A...
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Having sex doggy style while pushing tuna around your girlfriends back with your mouth whilst weeping from the eyes
Oi oi oi, did you h..