What is Chris Brandt?
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A boy with a small penis who usually masterbates to hentai and plays video games all day and is a nerd or geek.
Jess: So which chris did you go out with lastnight?
Marissa: Chris Brandt, I hate how he has a small penis and he never does anything.
Jess: Yeah, he's going to be a virgin all his life, but hey Jeff is hung like a horse and he's so fun to ride.
Marissa: Your lucky you have a black guy.
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Jess: So which chris did you go out with lastnight?
Marissa: Chris Brandt, I hate how he has a small penis and he never does anything.
Jess: Yeah, he's going to be a virgin all his life, but hey Jeff is hung like a horse and he's so fun to ride.
Marissa: Your lucky you have a black guy.
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