Chris Brandt

What is Chris Brandt?


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A boy with a small penis who usually masterbates to hentai and plays video games all day and is a nerd or geek.

Jess: So which chris did you go out with lastnight?

Marissa: Chris Brandt, I hate how he has a small penis and he never does anything.

Jess: Yeah, he's going to be a virgin all his life, but hey Jeff is hung like a horse and he's so fun to ride.

Marissa: Your lucky you have a black guy.

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