Chris Cruz

What is Chris Cruz?


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the coolest guy on the planet who is the coolest skater in the world and has the most amazing girl-friend alessandra and they sex

boy:man that chris cruz is really cool

girl:hell yeah when i grow up i wana be just like him

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