Chris Cruz

What is Chris Cruz?

the coolest guy on the planet who is the coolest skater in the world and has the most amazing girl-friend alessandra and they sex

boy:man that chris cruz is really cool

girl:hell yeah when i grow up i wana be just like him

See chris, alessandra, hot, cool, sexy, big, dick, amazing, skater, guy

Johnny Slapping

1. The art of ejaculating into a condom then blowing it up like a balloon before creeping up behind an unsuspecting victim and bursting it ..

W.w.o.p.d

1. What would Optimus Prime do? Megatron: Ha, you will never defeat the Decepticons Me: Hmm W.W.O.P.D *Shoots Megatron with blaster and s..

Stealed

1. to steal, in the past tense she stealed my catch phrase~ See brenna..

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