Chris Kringle

What is Chris Kringle?


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When a man cumsexplodes on a woman's chin and it looks like Santa's beard.

"You just got Chris Kringled sweetie, Merry Christmas!"

See cum, explode, sperm, santa, beard, chris, kringle, christmas, dunger


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