Chris Newton

What is Chris Newton?

a whiny bug that cannot be removed from the skin, once attached. The Chris Newton will cause intense itching, frustration, and confusion.

"AH! We just finished hiking the trails and now I've got three Chris Newtons on my arms!"

See womanizer, jerk, mean, noodle, bug

synonymous with Gonorrhea aka "The Clap"

"I have the worst itching, I must have the Chris Newton!"

See std, womanizer, jerk, terd, dense

Quizmas

1. The day before winter break in school when the teacher passes out a shit ton of quizzes. merry quizmas everyone! heres a fucking quiz! ..

W.w.u.d.

1. also known as "What Would Uther Do". Uther was an extremely great paladin in Warcraft lore and died trying to save humanity. ..

Zune Tune

1. A song that is heard three times and then disappears forever. After Zune, a music player pwned by consumer-antagonistic DRM, that allows..

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