What is Chris Newton?
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a whiny bug that cannot be removed from the skin, once attached. The Chris Newton will cause intense itching, frustration, and confusion.
"AH! We just finished hiking the trails and now I've got three Chris Newtons on my arms!"
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synonymous with Gonorrhea aka "The Clap"
"I have the worst itching, I must have the Chris Newton!"
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adj. Complete, finished, over with. Not sure about the origin. Somebody fill that in for me.
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Someone who has such a low intelligence that it can only be compared with the sea floor
Damn Sarah is a fucking idiot
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A girl of little inhibitions and loose moral character.
"That chick Tara is such a Zip-Car girl. I just take her out, fill her up ..
