What is Chris Newton?
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a whiny bug that cannot be removed from the skin, once attached. The Chris Newton will cause intense itching, frustration, and confusion.
"AH! We just finished hiking the trails and now I've got three Chris Newtons on my arms!"
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synonymous with Gonorrhea aka "The Clap"
"I have the worst itching, I must have the Chris Newton!"
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A telephone directory with the slogan "let your fingers do the walking"
Taken litteraly it is to poke or finger bang a vagina..
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an acronym that is to be used on an instant messanging system, meaning "i just did a little chuckle". this acronym was create..