Chris Newton

What is Chris Newton?

a whiny bug that cannot be removed from the skin, once attached. The Chris Newton will cause intense itching, frustration, and confusion.

"AH! We just finished hiking the trails and now I've got three Chris Newtons on my arms!"

See womanizer, jerk, mean, noodle, bug

synonymous with Gonorrhea aka "The Clap"

"I have the worst itching, I must have the Chris Newton!"

See std, womanizer, jerk, terd, dense

Voice Mel

1. Anyone with extreem social savy who plays with peoples emotions and is more evil than he seems and will usualy ask you to call but will ..

The Bestest Band Ever

1. The All-American Rejects! DUH! Peyton:What's the bestest band ever? Veronica: The All-American Rejects, duh! Peyton: they are so..

Dirty Baseball Cap

1. when in the 69 position a girl has an orgasm while taking a dump on your head last night my wife and i were 69'n and when she came..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Chris Newton Edit Meaning