Chris Newton

What is Chris Newton?

a whiny bug that cannot be removed from the skin, once attached. The Chris Newton will cause intense itching, frustration, and confusion.

"AH! We just finished hiking the trails and now I've got three Chris Newtons on my arms!"

See womanizer, jerk, mean, noodle, bug

synonymous with Gonorrhea aka "The Clap"

"I have the worst itching, I must have the Chris Newton!"

See std, womanizer, jerk, terd, dense

Raped No Vaseline

1. 1. A form of saying that someone got owned or beaten EXTREMELY bad. 2. Ownage without the vaseline to help ease the pain. 3. When so..

Krivok

1. A person that facepulls any mob or boss in a dungeon in any online game. The Krivok wiped the raid. See wiper, dead, alive, living..

Meat Lumps

1. Basically they are boobs, tits, or breastises. Why are you always touching my meat lumps? See boobs, tits, breasts, opai..

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