Chris Newton

What is Chris Newton?

a whiny bug that cannot be removed from the skin, once attached. The Chris Newton will cause intense itching, frustration, and confusion.

"AH! We just finished hiking the trails and now I've got three Chris Newtons on my arms!"

See womanizer, jerk, mean, noodle, bug

synonymous with Gonorrhea aka "The Clap"

"I have the worst itching, I must have the Chris Newton!"

See std, womanizer, jerk, terd, dense

Flungy

1. A girl that is just straight up funky. bill: look at that girl over there uhh bob: that girl is straight up FLUNGY! See stinky, stank..

Zimmerla

1. A stupid fgtn00b who likes dudes and is a homofor sure. He envies me and wishes he could compete with my 1337 ness, but he knows he will..

Spleenut

1. 1. A peanut shaped spleen that is very advanced in entertaining large omni cent crowds. It has many variations but the legend started wi..

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