What is Chris Newton?
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a whiny bug that cannot be removed from the skin, once attached. The Chris Newton will cause intense itching, frustration, and confusion.
"AH! We just finished hiking the trails and now I've got three Chris Newtons on my arms!"
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synonymous with Gonorrhea aka "The Clap"
"I have the worst itching, I must have the Chris Newton!"
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Spooning while in the up-right position. Hence, vertical spoonage.
Hello Sir, May I vertical spoon with you?
Let the vertical spoongi..
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a large turd with corn in it, usually left in a public bathroom for the next unsuspecting person.
there was a yellow eyed brown trout s..
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Having a Michael moment. Caused by MJs death getting over exposure in the media.
When you catch yourself or someone else singing or usi..
