Chris Newton

What is Chris Newton?

a whiny bug that cannot be removed from the skin, once attached. The Chris Newton will cause intense itching, frustration, and confusion.

"AH! We just finished hiking the trails and now I've got three Chris Newtons on my arms!"

See womanizer, jerk, mean, noodle, bug

synonymous with Gonorrhea aka "The Clap"

"I have the worst itching, I must have the Chris Newton!"

See std, womanizer, jerk, terd, dense

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Andrew Laing

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Zaphtats

1. When a male's testicles are so large that he defecates on them. "Damn it, i shit on my balls again...i hate having the zaphta..

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