What is Chris Newton?
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a whiny bug that cannot be removed from the skin, once attached. The Chris Newton will cause intense itching, frustration, and confusion.
"AH! We just finished hiking the trails and now I've got three Chris Newtons on my arms!"
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2.
synonymous with Gonorrhea aka "The Clap"
"I have the worst itching, I must have the Chris Newton!"
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Random Words:
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Procedure follows in 3 steps:
1. Jam open palm hand in vagina.
2. Embed open palm hand in ass.
3. Clap her insides like wind up monke..