What is Chris Oates Complex?
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the act of being a drunkard, notorious for owning a navy blue shit-mobile, being found blacked out on the side of the road, cranking obnoxious redneck music, and/or failure at repeated attempts of getting with girl
"yo, did you hear danny got beat up and ran to the popo's?"
"man, he's got that chris oates complex"
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A penis roughly the size of Thumbelina. Oftentimes, people with a Thumblepenis are mocked.
Hey, did you hear Ryan is a thumblepenis? He..