What is Chris Penny?
1.
A large meathead caramel from a predominantly caucasion, bro-infested area.
Usually off the charts retarded and completely inunderstandable.
May bring the revelation to earth at an earlier date than expected.
composition: 95% White; 4% Black; 1% Asian (his weiner)
"Dude, did you see that kid take it up the butt by the broomstick?!"
"Yeah! Reminds me of Chris Penny."
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