What is Chris Picture?
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A picture of one's self posing naked in front of a bathroom mirror myspace style. Usually accompanied by a small penis and a large ego. Such photos usually include festive, culturally diverse hats covering the genitalia. These photos are usually taken by players or man whores for them to flaunt to girls around school.
Person #1: "Dude did you get that chris picture going around school?! That guy is such a douche!"
Person #2: "Yeah he thinks he's gods gift to women or something! Someone should tell him that tiny dick doesn't match his super fat ego!"
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