Chris Pine

What is Chris Pine?


1.

The finest rendition of Captain Kirk this Star Trek era. Although he was a fag in Princess Diaries, he redeems himself in Trek.

Chris Pine:" If one is deemed unfit for the line of duty, the one cannot actively perform the role of acting captain.."

Fangirls: "He just made me nerdgasm in my shorts."

Fanboys: "Spock is a sex demon."

Middle aged men: "I could show Uhura a good time."

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2.

is a beautiful human being with big blue eyes and a smile that lights up the room.

starred in Star Trek as Captain Kirk, and was also in Smokin' Aces, Princess Diaries 2 and Just My Luck.

"Chris Pine makes me jizz"

"Chris Pine is Laura-Fay's future husband"

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