Chris Porrino

What is Chris Porrino?

A horny teen who cant stop thinking about screwing someone in weird locations of the country....

"Hey, that guy is so a chris porrino!"

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Gelvis

1. gelvis is the name for a male who uses lots of gel to style their hair wether it be spikes slicked back or a quiff. gel/Elvis = gelvis ..

Shitwhore

1. 1) a whore who acheives sexual stimulation from fecal matter. 2) a whore who is not of high quality 3) Something to yell when a poin..

Ego Fucking

1. The art of having such a high opion of yourself, that your ego becomes a tangible object, and can thus be dangled into the gaping snatch..

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