Chris Seaver

What is Chris Seaver?

1.

Writer/director/producer. Works with Low Budget Pictures. Recurring characters in his movies include Teen Ape, Filthy McNasty, and Mr. Bonejack (played by himself). Notorious for making movies that:

- are shot on a shoestring budget

- are profoundly vulgar

- feature absurd and hyperbolic dialogue

- reference John Stamos at least once

- are interspersed with several funny moments that make up for the overall disappointment

Selected Filmography:

- Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker

- Mulva 2

- Filthy McNasty

- Filthy McNastier

- Filthy McNastiest

- Anal Paprika

- Anal Paprika 2

- Anal Paprika 3

- Quest for the Egg Salad

Say what you will about the racism in Mulva or its plodding second half: the scene with Debbie Rochon and Trent Haaga is one of the funniest in film history. Only Chris Seaver could have written it.

See gashtastic, vulgarity
40

Random Words:

Porkacheese
1. used as a descrimination against manuel and portuguse people in genral. manuel you porkacheese piece of shit. See manuel, shit, discri..
Read more
Deep Poundage
1. Term used when one thrusts his penis into another's sexual cavities so hard that it occasionally hits vital organs. "Damn ma..
Read more
Babyj
1. This is a popular, underage, girl who's victimized countless times by R@yGoldusing popular p2p filesharing programs and newsgroups ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free