Chris Seaver

What is Chris Seaver?

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Writer/director/producer. Works with Low Budget Pictures. Recurring characters in his movies include Teen Ape, Filthy McNasty, and Mr. Bonejack (played by himself). Notorious for making movies that:

- are shot on a shoestring budget

- are profoundly vulgar

- feature absurd and hyperbolic dialogue

- reference John Stamos at least once

- are interspersed with several funny moments that make up for the overall disappointment

Selected Filmography:

- Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker

- Mulva 2

- Filthy McNasty

- Filthy McNastier

- Filthy McNastiest

- Anal Paprika

- Anal Paprika 2

- Anal Paprika 3

- Quest for the Egg Salad

Say what you will about the racism in Mulva or its plodding second half: the scene with Debbie Rochon and Trent Haaga is one of the funniest in film history. Only Chris Seaver could have written it.

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