Chris Wolstenholme

What is Chris Wolstenholme?

1.

The coolest guy on the planet. Bassist for the British band Muse. Known to be incredibly fertile so advisable not to stand too close (males or females)

Chris Wolstenholme is a legend!

See muse, dominic howard, shrooms

2.

1. Bass player for British band Muse.

2. During live shows, he is usually seen headbanging in time to the current song.

3. Sports a handlebar moustache in the Knights of Cydonia video.

When Jake attempted to headbang like Chris Wolstenholme while playing Knights of Cydonia on Guitar Hero 3, he exploded.

See muse, matt bellamy, dominic howard
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