What is Chris Wolstenholme?
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The coolest guy on the planet. Bassist for the British band Muse. Known to be incredibly fertile so advisable not to stand too close (males or females)
Chris Wolstenholme is a legend!
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1. Bass player for British band
2. During live shows, he is usually seen
3. Sports a
When Jake attempted to headbang like Chris Wolstenholme while playing Knights of Cydonia on Guitar Hero 3, he exploded.
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