What is Chrismahannukwanzadan?
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A term invented by myself to cover all religious "holidays" (Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanzaa, and Ramadan) in one fell swoop (except for Winter Solstice, of course, and until I get turned into a frog by the Druids, then it's not on my list of things to do).
Happy Chrismahannukwanzadan, everyone! Enjoy your presents and/or fasting and/or reflection on your heritage and/or kosher feast!
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When you crap so hard and so fast, it feels like actual pieces of wood are coming out of your ass.
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