What is Chrismahanukwanzolstiramadanakah?


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Christmas+Hannukah+Kwanzaa+Winter Solstice+Ramadan

And then you add on "kah" for good measure. It's all the winter holidays in one! Go figure! But hey, why say "Chrismahanukwanzolstiramadanakah" when you can say Decemberween?

Person 1: Man, I'm so bummed out by the holidays.

Person 2: Why? Don't you love Christmas?

Person 1: I don't celebrate Christmas.

Person 2: Oh, well... happy Chrismahanukwanzolstiramadanakah!

Person 1: That was too long.

See decemberween, chrismakkuh, chrismahanukwanzakuh, winter solstice, kwanzaa


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