Chrismas Moustache

What is Chrismas Moustache?

Similar to the "frosted moustache" . While receiving your christmas morning bj, pull out and shoot your load on her upper lip.

I don't know if she enjoyed her present as much as I did, I gave her a "Chrismas Moustache"

See frosted moustache, cumshot, christmas

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