Chrisometer

What is Chrisometer?

A unit of measure slightly larger than a mile, used for measuring penis length.

His penis was 3 Chrisometers long.

Skepper

1. A person who always expresses their skepticism in another person's ideas. Billy-Dude, I think I am going to ask Jenny out on a dat..

Emotional Novocaine

1. a hobby, a person, a drug,a vice or any other distraction to divert your attention from a more painful, ghastly or difficulty situation...

Pjowned

1. Another form of the word pjwned Jeez, I got pjowned by that l33t h@x0r See pjwn, pwn, pwned, pwnzrd, 0wned..

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