What is Christ On A Shoestring?


1.

An exclamation similar to "Jesus Fucking Christ" with the added sentiment of getting on one's last nerve, i.e., hanging by a shoestring. Best said when one is completely baffled.

"Christ on a shoestring, I have no idea what a guy wants. First date #1 wants to have sex, #2 wants a goodnight kiss, #3 thinks I'm too physically aggressive if I give him a hug and a kiss on the cheek to say goodnight. I might as well just become a lesbian."

See jesus, christ, shoestring, frustration, expletive


68

Random Words:

1. being infected with herpes, genital or oral. did you see that chicks lip? she was totally herpinated! i tapped some hotties ass last n..
1. a greeting often used by so called "scene kids" or myspace users who've grown bored of normal greetings such as "hey..
1. Simply put its a freaking big number. In the decimal system its equal to 10^24 or 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. Thats one septil..