What is Christ On A Shoestring?

1.

An exclamation similar to "Jesus Fucking Christ" with the added sentiment of getting on one's last nerve, i.e., hanging by a shoestring. Best said when one is completely baffled.

"Christ on a shoestring, I have no idea what a guy wants. First date #1 wants to have sex, #2 wants a goodnight kiss, #3 thinks I'm too physically aggressive if I give him a hug and a kiss on the cheek to say goodnight. I might as well just become a lesbian."

See jesus, christ, shoestring, frustration, expletive
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