What is Christ On A Stick?
1.
frustrated exclamation, usually referring to one's own crappy luck
Awww, christ on a stick! my megabytes have been st0l3d again
2.
Referring to the event of the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ. He was nailed to a cross (standard Christian) or a stake (Jehovah's Witness).
Today's kids don't realize how friendly Jesus is because they've never seen Christ on a stick and they don't know how much he suffered.
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