Christ Puncher

What is Christ Puncher?

One who takes his/her first and inserts it firmly into the asshole of the Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

Jerry Falwell and George W. Bush are Christ Punchers.

See jeetard, bible thumper, jesus freak

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