What is Christ School?
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Christ School is an all boys boarding school for grades 8-12 in Arden North Carolina. Since nobody knows where Arden is, it is also appropriate to say Christ School is in Asheville.
Christ School is heavily disciplined and structured. All students are required to attend breakfast every morning followed by their daily morning job. If a student fails to attend a number of his obligations or is caught with a drug in their system or alcohol they are required to spend all of their free time and sports period digging a stump until they are able to remove if from the ground. If a student is not able to get the stump out of the ground within a predetermined amount of time they will be dismissed from the school.
All students are required to go to sports directly following classes and then a study hall following dinner. Study hall lasts 1 hour and 45 min leaving the students with about an hour of free time before lights out at 11. Throughout the day a student has an average of 2 hours of free time much of which is often spent studying or getting bitched at by faculty.
Christ School sells its self as "A Leader in Educating Boy" but is more often seen by the students as a place that promotes homosexuality and limits basic freedoms, such as smoking once you are over 18.
Christ School does have its upsides though. Christ School has a very diverse campus consisting of many Koreans, two China Men, and a few islanders. Also Christ School is religiously diverse not only accepting Christians but having all major religions as well as some more minor ones such as Wickan, the practice of Witch craft. At last count there are two Christians, one Muslim, one Jew, and three Witches. Yes the Witches are the most dominate religious group at Christ School. The rest of the students just don’t really seem to care.
Also Christ School does not have any janitorial services all students are Christ School are required to clean class rooms, their dorms and bathrooms on a daily basis. Also the students are required to work in the dish room and clean the dinning hall at least once weekly.
Teacher: Are you boys excited to be back at Christ School from break?
Short Bus full of boys: HELL NO. I hate this prison of a school.
Teacher: Well thats good now clean my dam class room and dont be late for study hall.
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