Christemonium

What is Christemonium?


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When things are so fucked up not even Christ himself can fix them.

Dave: Did you see the movie I am Legend?

Jack: Total Christemonium dude. Will Smith didn't get any help from the man upstairs. JC was like "Fuck it. What the hell can I do about this monstrosity."

Dave: Yeah, pretty fucked up.

Jack: Not fucked up, Christemonium.

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