What is Christemonium?
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When things are so fucked up not even Christ himself can fix them.
Dave: Did you see the movie I am Legend?
Jack: Total Christemonium dude. Will Smith didn't get any help from the man upstairs. JC was like "Fuck it. What the hell can I do about this monstrosity."
Dave: Yeah, pretty fucked up.
Jack: Not fucked up, Christemonium.
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To take a mans penis when he is ejaculating, and rub it side to side
on your nose so sperm goes on your face.
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